Coffeehouse observation No. 227

Hey! … Hey! Yeah! You, you over there wearing the incredibly asinine hat and with the asinine facial piercings. Don’t you think you could possibly – just out of common consideration for your fellow coffeehouse patrons – use your freakin’ headphones while you watch – at full volume – asinine YouTube videos of the “Jackass” cast performing asinine, potentially testical-threatening stunts?! I mean, really?! For four hours straight?! … Idiot!

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